You do realize most porn is like a group of escaped convicts tag teaming a blonde whore right? Is that the image you want in our heads? If so, you will NEVER measure up in bed, we will NEVER be completely satisfied, and we will ALWAYS want more. So think twice before you introduce your gf to porn.
….missing the days when thinking of my man’s abs made me wet. :x
I’m so fucking jaded. I think its tumblr’s fault. I’ve seen so much shit, so many people with perfect bodies, so many unbelievable sex acts… Nothing phases me anymore. It makes sex with my bf boring as fuck (its not him, its me). He’ll never be a 10 foot demon with a monster cock that likes to keep me chained in a dungeon lol. I can’t even masturbate anymore. I feel like part of my life just died. Damn you tumblr! ::shakes fist::